1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
Captains Day 9 Sept 2002
Well. The weather looked a bit murky to start , but the sun really shone on Salix on Captains Day.

Report
This year the Rodbertonians faced the Clarkstars (or Gents versus Players..). The format was 2 x 15 overs, max 3 overs a bowler , retire at 30 and crucially, reverse the batting order between innings. The Rodbertonians got off to a reasonable, if not spectacular start, however mean, mean bowling from our very own Rahul Spillane and Steve-o Jacobs saw the Rodbertonians all out for 93. The Clarkstars powered out of the blocks and some hard fielding from the Rodbertonians saw Andy Bush put our wicket keeper, James, in hospital, which wasn't too helpful, but we persevered. At tea the Clarkstars were sitting on a decent lead (thanks to the leader himself and Mr Swindells)
After our Ribena and egg sandwiches, the Rodbertonians engineered a familiar Salix batting performance as they struggled to 93, highlights being Dave H eager to make up for his first innings golden and Clarkster making a great diving catch to get Fletch round the corner. And so as the clouds lengthened the Clarkstars had a fairly doable target which they made with 9 balls to spare, thanks to a great innings by Steve-o (who got more in one innings than he got all season), our very own Dominic Dravid, and of course, the man himself, Clarkster.
So it was back to the bar, to discuss next season and dream dreams of winnings. In the words of 10CC - "I don't like cricket, oh no, I love it"
| Captains Day | |||||||||
| innings 1 Rodbertonians 90 all out | |||||||||
| overs | mdn | runs | wkts | ave | |||||
| Shilling | b | 9 | ellis | 2 | 0 | 7 | 0 | ||
| fletcher | c | 7 | spillane | 3 | 0 | 14 | 3 | 4.7 | |
| Henig | c | 1 | clark | 3 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 11.0 | |
| Dodwell Bennett | c | 4 | nannery | 2 | 0 | 26 | 0 | ||
| Rodbert | run out | 11 | jacobs | 2.2 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 2.0 | |
| Barn | c | 31 | kennedy | 2 | 0 | 16 | 0 | ||
| Manthell | lbw | 2 | |||||||
| Kulasingam | hit wicket | 7 | |||||||
| Bush | not out | 5 | |||||||
| Henig (again) | b | 0 | |||||||
| extras | 13 | ||||||||
| innings 1 Clarkstars 103 | |||||||||
| overs | mdn | runs | wkts | ave | |||||
| newton | b | 0 | fletcher | 3 | 0 | 15 | 2 | 7.5 | |
| Carter | c | 10 | Kulasingam | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 6.0 | |
| Swindells | not out | 32 | Henig | 2 | 0 | 25 | 0 | ||
| Nannery | c | 4 | Shilling | 2 | 0 | 21 | 0 | ||
| Ellis | b | 14 | Bush | 2 | 0 | 19 | 1 | 19.0 | |
| Clark | not out | 32 | Barn | 3 | 0 | 20 | 0 | ||
| Kennedy | not out | 3 | Dodwell Bennett | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | ||
| Spillane | not out | 1 | |||||||
| Jacobs | dnb | ||||||||
| extras | 17 | ||||||||
| innings 2 Rodbertonians 97 all out | |||||||||
| overs | mdn | runs | wkts | ave | |||||
| Bush | lbw | 23 | ellis | 3 | 0 | 22 | 0 | ||
| Kulasingam | c | 7 | clark | 2 | 0 | 12 | 0 | ||
| Barn | c | 2 | carter | 1 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 6.0 | |
| Rodbert | retired | 13 | jacobs | 3 | 1 | 18 | 0 | ||
| Dodwell Bennett | c and b | 0 | swindells | 3 | 0 | 17 | 2 | 8.5 | |
| Henig | retired | 30 | newton | 3 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 6.5 | |
| fletcher | c | 1 | |||||||
| Shilling | not out | 9 | |||||||
| Dodwell Bennett (again) | not out | 2 | |||||||
| extras | 10 | ||||||||
| innings 2 Clarkstars 75 | |||||||||
| Jacobs | b | 13 | overs | mdn | runs | wkts | ave | ||
| Spillane | retired | 30 | fletcher | 3 | 0 | 22 | 0 | ||
| Kennedy | run out | 4 | Kulasingam | 2 | 0 | 11 | 0 | ||
| Clark | not out | 18 | Shilling | 1.3 | 0 | 14 | 1 | 14.0 | |
| Ellis | not out | 1 | Bush | 3 | 0 | 14 | 1 | 14.0 | |
| Nannery | dnb | Barn | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0 | |||
| Swindells | dnb | Rodbert | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | |||
| Carter | dnb | ||||||||
| Newton | dnb | ||||||||
| extras | 9 | ||||||||
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| Man of the Season Clarkster | Players Award Mr J | Captains Award - Matt Swindells | Fielder of the Year - Dr Dustman | High score Paul Rogers (absent in St Lucia...) |
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| New Player of the Year Tinker | Batting Award Andy Bush | Man kisses wife | Batting Award Rahul Spillane | Worst Fielder. Fletch |
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Players Award Chris K |
well, it's his camera | Mr K lets one go | we practise dropping catches | New recruit models "worst fielder" wig |
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| New Dom celebrates getting Fletch | Bushy pads up to face Mr J | Dominic Dravid dobs one down | Fletch whacks out and gets caught out | The Shill scores |
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| Mr Ellis bowls a sinister one to Mr Shilling |
Season Report (up to but not including Captains Day 2002)
Our Player of the Year is: Neil ClarkThe figures never lie. On average it took us 21.7 runs to get a wicket, but we gave our wickets away for 13.5 runs. We dropped nearly half the catches (45%) that came our way. Our batsmen had an equal chance of being bowled or caught (75 each) and, bizarrely, an equal chance of getting LBW or run out (15 of each). Only the main protagonists are shown – everyone else is on the spreadsheet.
BowlingTop wicket taker was Fletch, but at some cost. Paul Rogers and Andy Rayner got wickets the fastest, and Andy Bush, Clarkster and Steve J were our most frugal bowlers.
overs |
maidens |
runs |
wkts |
ave |
strike rate |
meanness |
|
Bush |
82.2 |
11 |
274 |
14 |
19.6 |
35.2 |
3.3 |
Clark |
79.3 |
4 |
300 |
14 |
21.4 |
34.0 |
3.8 |
Ellis |
20 |
0 |
106 |
5 |
21.2 |
24.0 |
5.3 |
Fletcher |
123 |
3 |
683 |
28 |
24.4 |
26.4 |
5.6 |
Jacobs |
103 |
15 |
369 |
19 |
19.4 |
32.5 |
3.6 |
Kulasingam |
71.4 |
1 |
304 |
11 |
27.6 |
38.9 |
4.3 |
Newton |
25.5 |
0 |
193 |
5 |
38.6 |
30.6 |
7.6 |
Rayner |
32 |
0 |
176 |
10 |
17.6 |
19.2 |
5.5 |
Rogers |
29.4 |
2 |
159 |
11 |
14.5 |
16.0 |
5.4 |
Swindells |
8 |
0 |
43 |
1 |
43.0 |
48.0 |
5.4 |
Whole Team |
645.4 |
39 |
3044 |
140 |
21.7 |
27.7 |
4.7 |
The Lurpak League
After two years at the top, Mr Spillane was, I am sure looking forward to his silver cup. But it was not to be as our ancient slip fielder Fletcher edged him out by dropping more (but holding a higher percentage.). A close thing. Easily the safest hands belong to Mr Newton
caught |
drop |
net |
drop % |
caught |
drop |
net |
drop % |
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fletcher |
6 |
10 |
-4 |
63 |
darling |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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spillane |
4 |
7 |
-3 |
64 |
guinness |
1 |
1 |
0 |
||
amselem |
2 |
-2 |
100 |
hayman |
1 |
1 |
0 |
|||
shilling |
2 |
-2 |
100 |
henig |
1 |
1 |
0 |
|||
ellis |
1 |
-1 |
100 |
manthel |
2 |
1 |
1 |
33 |
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hewitt |
1 |
2 |
-1 |
67 |
nieri |
2 |
1 |
1 |
33 |
|
kulasingam |
2 |
3 |
-1 |
60 |
swindells |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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shaw t |
1 |
-1 |
100 |
bush |
3 |
1 |
2 |
25 |
||
kennedy |
1 |
1 |
0 |
50 |
mason |
3 |
1 |
2 |
25 |
|
nannery |
3 |
3 |
0 |
50 |
rogers |
3 |
1 |
2 |
25 |
|
rayner |
1 |
1 |
0 |
50 |
jacobs |
4 |
1 |
3 |
20 |
|
carter |
5 |
4 |
1 |
44 |
newton |
5 |
1 |
4 |
17 |
|
clark |
5 |
4 |
1 |
44 |
shaw |
7 |
3 |
4 |
30 |
|
all team |
62 |
51 |
11 |
45 |
Batting
An overall pathetic year for batting. Overall Andy Bush, Clarkster and Paul stood out as did Dominic Spillane for his true grit. We also need to co-opt Mr Extras into batting higher up the order. At the lower end of the order, Mr J set a new record by hitting a four and Fletch had the highest ever number of not outs ever recorded by the team.
name |
all innings |
not outs |
runs |
Ave |
Bush |
12 |
4 |
237 |
29.63 |
Clark |
14 |
4 |
228 |
22.80 |
Rogers P |
10 |
0 |
215 |
21.50 |
Swindells |
7 |
0 |
122 |
17.43 |
Rayner |
9 |
1 |
127 |
15.88 |
Spillane |
15 |
1 |
212 |
15.14 |
Shaw B |
11 |
1 |
147 |
14.70 |
Newton |
11 |
0 |
138 |
12.55 |
Mason |
4 |
0 |
50 |
12.50 |
Nannery |
11 |
1 |
100 |
10.00 |
Fletcher |
16 |
10 |
58 |
9.67 |
Kulasingam |
12 |
4 |
71 |
8.88 |
Carter |
11 |
2 |
79 |
8.78 |
Manthel |
5 |
1 |
28 |
7.00 |
Henig |
6 |
0 |
38 |
6.33 |
Jacobs |
8 |
2 |
13 |
2.17 |
all team |
206 |
42 |
2218 |
13.52 |
extras |
23 |
0 |
457 |
19.87 |
Other Matters
We played 19 games, won 5 , drew 2. and in all 35 people donned the Salix Cap.
Our Role of Honour this Year:
Salix CC Captains Award 2002: Matt Swindells, Alex Newton
New Player Award 2002: Graham Nannery, Andy Rayner
Player Award 2002 Steve Jacobs, Chris Kulasingam
Batting Award 2002 Andy Bush, Dominic Spillane
High Score 2002 Paul Rogers
Catch of the Year 2002 Ollie Carter
Best Bowler 2002 Tony Fletcher
Player of the Year 2002: Neil Clark





















