1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.


Captains Day 3 Sept 2006 , Match Report

After a week or so of abysmal weather (hose pipe bans still in force!) and England getting massacred in the Stygian gloom of Lords by Pakistan, the outlook for cricket didn’t look too bright on Captains Day.  Well, I am nearly always wrong these days as so I was again. 

After a dismal start, it brightened up so much that Padders went redder than a new VKS Cherry and will be needing the after sun copiously rubbing in.  But I get ahead of myself. 

At 10.30 several people dragged themselves up early to have a go versus Bison’s new bowling machine.  As to be expected there were a number of injuries resulting from clueless operators turning it up to 99. But a DVD was made (I’ll be in touch separately about this).  Around 12.30 those with hangovers etc turned up and the prize giving got going, with the lovely Julie (better half of our aged Chazza, not that that's hard..), mostly avoiding the hirsute embraces of the winners., We then assembled for a team photo (ta Victoria) . 

Then it was the toss and Ginger's boyz trotted out to bat under a blazing sky. I won’t write a blow-by-blow account of the events as the scoreboards tell much of it, but will resign myself to some selected highlights, as viewed through the distorted prism that is my senile recollection. 

In Gingers first innings we did pretty well and trotted in with 129.  Looked ok.  However Padders Angry men did quite lot better with 146.  It had become apparent that the difference between the sides was in the quality of imported players and whereas Elvis had judiciously imported a County level batsmen and spinner for Padders men, Gingers ringer had turned up a little on the pre-beveraged side.  Well, I say a little..

Still, after the usual appalling tea, it was still there for Gingers men, however we became sadly becalmed and left them only 90 to get in 20. However we went out with plan to keep the openers in whilst stopping them scoring .  This worked ok until SteveO cracked a massive one towards my face which gave me no choice but to catch it or have my nose rearranged.  Stu then dropped Raj and had his Equity card revoked and after that Wazza and Umish wrapped it up with 5 overs to spare. Iin particular Umish hitting a final 6 onto the Pavilion roof to simultaneously win the game and retire was a metaphor for his overall performance..

I have now eaten a whole packet of Nurofen and had a curry so am somewhat back to normal and would like to end by saying a big thank you to all our guests, welcoming our 4th ever father son partnership of Ian and Peter Roberts and generally hoping you all enjoyed it as much as I did.

 

 

Player of the Year: CK1 gets prize from Mrs J (at Gents Game)
Our Revered Captain: The German
Services to Salix CC: Chazza
Services to Salix CC: Elvis
Bowling Excellence : Rog
Bowling Excellence : Ginger
Fielding Sublimeness: Bison
Best New Player: Padders
   
Batting Excellence: Captain Ben
   

Thanks to Julie for giving away the prizes and avoiding slobbering players

 

The Ginger Hair Bair Bunch – no one tampers with our balls – first innings

Bison Run out 21
Tinker B Elvis 21
Rog C Umish b Raj 1
Ginger C Matt P keeper B Padders 19
The German retired 26
Mrs Ranson C Matt P keeper B Padders 6
Ian R C Matt P keeper B SteveO 8
Stu H Run out 5
Peter R C ? B Umish 1
Puff DNB  
Direktor DNB  
Chazza DNB  
     
extras   17
TOTAL   129
 
  overs maidens runs wickets
SteveO 4 0 21 1
Wazza 3 0 24 0
Raj 2 0 17 1
Elvis 4 0 23 1
Padders 4 0 28 2
Umish 3 0 25 1

 

Padders 12 Angry Men first innings

Martin D B Ginger 6
Fumbler Ct Mrs Ranson B Peter R 9
Jim Ret 29
Flossie Lbw Ginger 6
Matt P retd 25
Padders B Ian R 5
Elvis Run out 16
Umish Not out 22
Wazza Not out 1
Smutmeister DNB  
Raj DNB  
SteveO DNB  
     
extras   17
TOTAL   146
 
  overs maidens runs wickets
Rog 4 0 24 0
Ginger 4 0 15 2
Peter R 3 0 30 1
Ian R 4 0 29 1
Chazza 4 0 16 0
Bison 1 0 13 0

The Ginger Hair Bair Bunch – second innings

 

Direktor B Wazza 12
Chazza C Elvis B SteveO 0
Puff Retd 25
Peter R B Fumbler 1
Stu H C ?? B Padders 0
Ian R Run out 16
Mrs Ranson B Elvis 4
The German C Padders B SteveO 15
Ginger B SteveO 4
Rog Out, but not sure how B SteveO 5
Tinker Not out 8
Bison Not out 2
     
extras   12
TOTAL   107
 
  overs maidens runs wickets
SteveO 4 0 19 4
Wazza 2 0 11 1
Fumbler 2 0 22 0
Martin D 2 1 3 1
Elvis 4 0 20 1
Padders 4 1 7 1
Umish 2 0 5 0

 

Padders 12 Angry Men second innings

SteveO C and B Direktor 11
Raj Lbw Rog 22
Smutmeister Run out 10
Wazza Not out 14
Umish Not out 30
Elvis DNB  
Padders DNB  
Matt P DNB  
Flossie DNB  
Jim DNB  
Fumbler DNB  
Martin D DNB  
     
extras   9
TOTAL   96
 
  overs maidens runs wickets
Direktor 3 0 18 1
Bison 1 0 7 0
Chazza 4 0 18 0
Rog 4 1 22 1
Ginger 3 0 20 0
Puff 1 1 0 0