1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
Captains Day 2008: 31st August
Our tenth captains Day and the first one on which it has honked down and therefore been cancelled. And not a little bit either. Forecasters say the next ten days will be "a washout" and of course as I write this Hurricane Gustav, a Category 5 monster, the "mother of all storms", is decimating the Gulf of Mexico.
Anyhow not only has this washed out any game, but of course the prize giving: many luminaries were due to receive gold plated awards, a patronizing little speech from me and a kiss from whomsoever we could persuade to hand em out on the day. Well, they are on the Honours Board, but here they are with a little commentary too.
| Player of the Season Stuart Lumsden |
A sterling performance from the russet haired one, not only standing in as Captain but whacking well, despite a golden in his first outing |
| Best New Player: Al Davidson |
He’s not new in the sense of being a whippersnapper but its always good to have a Harmy like bowler on the team. |
| Best Batsman Christy Kulasingam |
Not Player of the year for third year running but a close thing. Mind you CK1 did want to concentrate on batting this year and its worked! A winner! |
| Services to Fielding Darren Gavigan |
Stood in behind the stumps and took a few good catches with never less than 112% commitment to what is game of two halves |
| Best Bowler David Padmore |
King of the Maidens. As SupersizeMe Bush used to say “this bowling is so good I never get any wickets as the batsmen can't lay a bat on the ball” |
| Salix CC Presidents Trophy Ben Shaw 2009 | Self explanatory really |
| Best supporter Sahil Shanvare |
The lad always turns up and never gives it less than 115 percent in the nets |
| Captains Award for top wicket taking Steve Jacobs |
This season he finally surpassed the old crock in total wickets ever taken and then promptly injured himself |
| Captains Award for Services to Opening Dominic Spillane |
The minor injury magnet that is the Nurdler has ended with a season of bruises but continues to Nurdle with the best of them |
| Lurpak Award: Kunal Dutta |
Kicking a ball over the boundary was the final straw for last years New Player of the Year. Never less that 110% in the uncoordinated stakes, with 4 drops to one catch an unrivalled performance! |
Addendum
Some prizes were given at the Gents Game
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| President Ben! | Russett Man of the Year | |
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| The Dazzla, Fielder of the Year | Supporter of the Year: | |
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| SteveO - Most wickets ever | The KMan manages to not drop his Lurpak award! |
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