1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
Profile: Steve-O
| Name | Stephen |
| Age | Too old to bowl fast to young to admit it |
| Nicknames | None that people use to my face |
| Hairstyle | Well I still have some |
| Previous Clubs | Too many to mention |
| Skills | Too few to mention |
| Biggest Influence | Michael Holding, “whispering death” |
| Most Memorable Moment On Field | Can’t remember |
| Most Memorable Moment Off Field | Can’t remember |
| Person Most Admired | Isambard Kingdom Brunel |
| Biggest fear in cricket | Losing |
| Career , if you had not have been a Cricketer | I’m not a cricketer |
| Favourite Ground | Chiswick Park |
| Favourite Food | Anything gluten free other than celery |
| Favourite Pet | Oh please |
| Favourite Clothing | Oh please |
| Favourite Record | Oh please |
| Favourite Comment On Pitch | Catch! |
| Who would you most like to celebrate a 100 not out with, and why | My team mates, just to see them look at me, shake their heads and walk away muttering “I saw it but I don’t believe it…” |
| Britney Spears, Bilie Piper or Lassie. discuss | Who are these people? |
| Anything you'd like to add | No I think I have said quite enough don’t you? |
