1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.


Some all time records (and they're not all good...)

Centurions

Andy Rayner v New Barbarian Warriors 2006 138 not out
Abdullah Pandit v Gentlemens Relish CC 2010 116 not out
Dave Padmore v Jordans Taveners 2009 111
Andy Rayner v MWs 2006 101 not out
Simon Mustafa v Islip 1999 105 not out

Best Partnership

Andy Rayner and Christy Kulasingam v MWs 2006 186 - 5th wicket - we don't normally record these!

Bloody Unlucky

Neil Clark v Wombats 2000 97 not out. he ran out of overs!
Mark Amselem v Agricola 1999 98. run out. What a bummer!
Paul Rogers v Taverners 2003 96. In his last ever game for the club. Hungover and thinking he was on about 70 he was clean bowled

Ducks

Three ducks in one game Tinkerman Although it looked a never to be repeated feat, The Tinkeman repeated this magnificent feat at Captains Day 2007.  Big up to the big man and it could have been 4 had he not declined the offer to bat again
Three ducks in one game The Smutmeister AKA Timbo On Captains 2005, the feat achieved was as follows : run out, not facing, returned as lowest scorer, bowled for a golden, then a golden in his second innings. Hats off to the lad
Duck in both innings Tony Fletcher v. Malvern Chasers 1997
Most ducks in a season Tony Fletcher 6 in 2001
(this supercedes.... Steve Jacobs 4 in 2000
Most Golden ducks in a season

Mark Rodbert and Ben Shaw

2 in 1996 (rodders) and 2 in 2002

Worst Hammerings Updated June 2011

20 over games

v Riskcare 52 all out Report

35 Over games

v Balham Roamers 2006 59 all out Report
v LNCC 2011 64 all out Report
v LNCC 2002 64 all out Report
v Islip 2000 67 all out Report
v Wenlock Arms 2004 68 all out Report
v West Meon 2000 69 all out Report

Big Bowling

Lumsden, Jacobs, Curtis, Brett 6 wickets in a game  
VCGC 29 wickets in the 2008 season This beats Fletchs 28 wickets in the 2002 season
Curtis (x2), Fletcher, Goodwin, Hewitt, Rog, SteveO, CK1(x2), Harvey, Swordsman, Badmo (x2) 5 wickets in a game

Whoops that slipped

Spillane 3 drops in a game
Kulasingam 3 drops in a game
Shaw 3 drops in a game

Most not outs

Tony Fletcher 11 in 2002

Did Not Bats

Steve Jacobs 8 in 2003 supercedes his previous best of 7 in 2001

Hat Tricks

Craig Brown v Longport 2000 6 -1 -16 -4
Simon Curtis v. PFSG 1993 4-0-22-5
Elvis v Quokkas (2006) 7-1-49-4
Ginger v Islip (2006) 4-0-7-3

Fantastic Bowling

Roger Heaton v MWs 2006 5-4-5-4 yes, thats five overs, four maidens, five wickets for four runs, against their top order
Fred Maroudas v Chalfont Taverners 2000 1-1-0-3 (w-0-w-0-w-0)

Other Mean Bowling 

Charles Hewitt v. Penspan 1993  4-0-4-5
Fred Maroudas v. Radcliffe Rovers 1998   1-1-0-1
David Henig v. Radcliffe Rovers 1998 1-0-1-1
Charles Hewitt v. Abraxas 1996 1-0-1-1

Crappy  Bowling 

Foster 6 overs, no maidens, no wickets for 67 Worst ever
Fletcher, Orr Ewing Gone for more than 70 in 8 or more overs  
Foster, Newton, Fletcher, Guiness Gone for more than 60 in 8 overs  

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

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