March 2003 saw the lads troop off to Malta

We had a great time: Our hosts were charm personified  You can see their site here

and we of course, were absoute crap. you can see what passes for a score at the foot of the page

The ground at Marsa is very pretty and beautifully cared for

Quite unlike the Salix team who are mainly decrepit and badly maintained  Of course we sustained many injuries....

This one was beer related -walking into a door whilst not looking where one was going	This perforated eardrum was sustained merely by sitting on the plane
This was sustained in a more traditional way, by dropping a catch	The 24 hour party people take a break for tea and scones
Podge n tink look cool	Nice ground

It would of course have been impossible to go to Malta and not have tour names based on the Legendary Nights. Eds note: As these were apparently made up at 4 in the morning and scribbled on a beer mat, some slight editorial control has been exercised:

The Nights

King Podge I and leader of all he Surveys, Sir Dumpihad, Sir Cumference, Sir Winalot the Prime, Sir Sword the Sheathed, Sir Cular, Sir Inge the Bloody, The Lady Ginandbeer, Sir Tax, Sir Captainyessir, Sir Binihad, Sir Pectales, Sir Prisinglyinjured, Sir Teefiableforcoming.

The Team

Tinker,Herr Direktor, Dr Dustman, Swordsman, Podge, Bushy, Quicksilva, CK1, Steve-O  ( Daveski, Gareth, Bill, Clarkster, etc not shown

Of course we were absolutely rubbish as the bald facts will surely tell