1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.

2001 Fixtures and Results :

Date Opponents Venue Result
Javea CC We were hammered
Forties CC We tried hard.
May 6  Cricketers Old Deer Park Our worst defeat ever, in all our history
May 13 Mighty Wanderers Glaxo We stumble to yet another defeat
May 20 Islip Islip Cliff hanger game ends in us losing.  Again
June 3 Mighty Wanderers Glaxo The engine fired up, the motor ticked over and we cruised to a very convincing victory, shattering some stumps on the way
9 June Canterbury Choughs Canterbury The drive to Kent clearly proves too much for the aging team
10 June Whalers Dulwich Hung over and lacking the killer instinct we let one get away
23 June Freewheelers Glaxo On a red freaking hot day we chased a total of 250 and made it with an over to spare
30 June Royal College of Science  Cobham On another steaming day, we turn up without any bowlers
15 July Phene St Benedicts On a slightly overcast we get hot hot hot.
22 July. Energy Exiles Civil service Ground on a rainy day we got rained on
29 July  Welwyn Glaxo on a red hot day we got charbroiled
12 Aug Whalers Old Deer Park on a rainy day the Team celebrate the fact that Herr Director is not playing by winning well
18 Aug  Cricketers Richmond Green The heavens open and we all get washed away
Sat 1 Sept Presidents Haydons Rd. We stroll to a casual victory via a curry tea. Mmmnnn
Sept 8th Captains Day Glaxo A great day out
16 Sept 2001 Chalfont Taverners Seer Green We drop a couple and end the season as we started.