1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2002 Fixtures and Results :
| Date | Opponent | Venue | Result |
| May 5 | Mighty wanderers | GLAXO | LOST |
| May 11/12 | Trip to France | WON and LOST | |
| May 19 | Islip | Islip | WON |
| May 26 | Freewheelers | GLAXO | RAINED OFF |
| June 2 | Queen's Golden Jubilee Holiday | NO GAME | |
| June 9 | West Meon | West Meon | RAINED OFF |
| Thurs June 13 | Emmanuel | Wimbledon | LOST |
| June 16 | Strollers | Riverside Chiswick | LOST |
| June 23 | Phene | GLAXO | DRAW |
| SAT June 29 | Chasers | Malvern | WIN |
| June 30 | Crudwell CC on tour | Gloucs | LOST |
| July 7 | Royal College of Science CC | Harlington | LOST |
| July 14 | London Nigerians | Dulwich | LOST |
| July 21 | St Annes All Stars | GLAXO | WIN |
| SAT July 27 | Cricketers | Richmond Green | Cancelled by them. Boo |
| July 28 | Whalers | GLAXO | LOST |
| Aug 4 | Welwyn CC | Welwyn | LOST |
| Aug 11 | PWC pick up team (Clarkster) | GLAXO | PLAYED WITH OURSELVES |
| Aug 18 | Brixton Casuals | Dulwich | WIN |
| Aug 25 | Cricketers | GLAXO | LOST |
| SAT Aug 31 | Presidents | Wimbledon | LOST |
| Sep 1 | Northwood and Pinner (was Wombats) | Croxley Watford | LOST |
| Sep 8 | Captains Day | GLAXO | PLAYED WITH OURSELVES |
| Sep 15 | Chalfont | Chalfont | WIN |
