1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.

2003 Fixtures and Results :

Sun Match Venue Result
8-9 Mar Tour to Malta   LOST BOTH OF THEM
May 5 Early May Bank Holiday    
May 11 Mighty wanderers  Glaxo YEAH! WE WON!
May 18 Islip Islip YEAH! WE WON AGAIN!
May 26 Spring Bank Holiday    
June 1 Langham XI Glaxo BOO HOO WE LOST
June 8 No Game    
June 15 Strollers Old Deer Park HAMMERED!
Sat Jun28 Malvern   La di Da. We win
June 29 Crudwell CC Gloucs Whoo hoo. 2 in a row
July 6 No Game   RCS are not playing this year
July 13 London Nigerians GLAXO Hammered like a big nail
July 20 St Annes All Stars GLAXO Whoops, not quick enough in the run chase
July 27 No Game    
Aug 3 Whalers GLAXO hot weather, low score. we lose
Aug 10 Everyman Malden It's hot. we're hot. We win
Aug 17 Brixton Casuals South Bank Uni Ground, We feel the heat Sarf of the River
Aug 25 Summer Bank Holiday    
Sat Aug 30 Presidents Wimbledon Swindells is great
Sep 7 Captains Day GLAXO Played with ourselves and won
Sep 14 Chalfont Chalfont Podge is the king of the club