1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2003 Fixtures and Results :
| Sun | Match | Venue | Result |
| 8-9 Mar | Tour to Malta | LOST BOTH OF THEM | |
| May 5 | Early May Bank Holiday | ||
| May 11 | Mighty wanderers | Glaxo | YEAH! WE WON! |
| May 18 | Islip | Islip | YEAH! WE WON AGAIN! |
| May 26 | Spring Bank Holiday | ||
| June 1 | Langham XI | Glaxo | BOO HOO WE LOST |
| June 8 | No Game | ||
| June 15 | Strollers | Old Deer Park | HAMMERED! |
| June 22 | Phene | GLAXO | STEAMROLLERED |
| Sat Jun28 | Malvern | La di Da. We win | |
| June 29 | Crudwell CC | Gloucs | Whoo hoo. 2 in a row |
| July 6 | No Game | RCS are not playing this year | |
| July 13 | London Nigerians | GLAXO | Hammered like a big nail |
| July 20 | St Annes All Stars | GLAXO | Whoops, not quick enough in the run chase |
| July 27 | No Game | ||
| Aug 3 | Whalers | GLAXO | hot weather, low score. we lose |
| Aug 10 | Everyman | Malden | It's hot. we're hot. We win |
| Aug 17 | Brixton Casuals | South Bank Uni Ground, | We feel the heat Sarf of the River |
| Aug 25 | Summer Bank Holiday | ||
| Sat Aug 30 | Presidents | Wimbledon | Swindells is great |
| Sep 7 | Captains Day | GLAXO | Played with ourselves and won |
| Sep 14 | Chalfont | Chalfont | Podge is the king of the club |
