1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.

2004 Fixtures and Results :

Date Opponent Where Result / Notes
Apr 16/17 Tour to Slovenia   Whoo hoo. Nice time!
May 2 Early May Bank Holiday
May 9 Mighty wanderers  Headstone CANCELLED WATERLOGGED PITCH
May 16 Islip Islip LOST
May 23 South Stanmore CC Glaxo LOST
May 30 Spring Bank Holiday    
June 6 Single Wicket Glaxo We're all winners!
June 13 Serbian Sloggers Belair LOST
June 20 Phene Glaxo Quack Quack oops
June 27 Hawridge & Cholesbury Chesham Rain stopped play, luckily for Salix
July 4 NO GAME  
July 11 London Nigerians Glaxo foregone conclusion!
July 18 St Annes All Stars Glaxo whoo hoo we won
July 25 Lemmings Oxford Mag. coll boo hoo. we collapsed
Aug 1 Whalers Glaxo annihilated.
Aug 8 Everyman (Balham Roamers) Battersea take a wild stab..
Aug 15 Wenlock Arms CC Met Police Chigwell we suck more than a 500 m Dyson
SAT Aug 21 Presidents XI Haydons Road We're all winners
Aug 22 6 a Side org by Mighty Wanderers Highgate CANCELLED WATERLOGGED PITCH
Aug 29 Summer Bank Holiday    
Sep 5 Captains Day Glaxo Last ball thrilla
Sep 12 Taverners Seer Green We hit a winning streak
Sep 19 Gentlemen of West London Glaxo As the leaves do fall, so do Salix

See also