1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2004 Fixtures and Results :
| Date | Opponent | Where | Result / Notes |
| Apr 16/17 | Tour to Slovenia | Whoo hoo. Nice time! | |
| May 2 | Early May Bank Holiday | ||
| May 9 | Mighty wanderers | Headstone | CANCELLED WATERLOGGED PITCH |
| May 16 | Islip | Islip | LOST |
| May 23 | South Stanmore CC | Glaxo | LOST |
| May 30 | Spring Bank Holiday | ||
| June 6 | Single Wicket | Glaxo | We're all winners! |
| June 13 | Serbian Sloggers | Belair | LOST |
| June 20 | Phene | Glaxo | Quack Quack oops |
| June 27 | Hawridge & Cholesbury | Chesham | Rain stopped play, luckily for Salix |
| July 4 | NO GAME | ||
| July 11 | London Nigerians | Glaxo | foregone conclusion! |
| July 18 | St Annes All Stars | Glaxo | whoo hoo we won |
| July 25 | Lemmings | Oxford Mag. coll | boo hoo. we collapsed |
| Aug 1 | Whalers | Glaxo | annihilated. |
| Aug 8 | Everyman (Balham Roamers) | Battersea | take a wild stab.. |
| Aug 15 | Wenlock Arms CC | Met Police Chigwell | we suck more than a 500 m Dyson |
| SAT Aug 21 | Presidents XI | Haydons Road | We're all winners |
| Aug 22 | 6 a Side org by Mighty Wanderers | Highgate | CANCELLED WATERLOGGED PITCH |
| Aug 29 | Summer Bank Holiday | ||
| Sep 5 | Captains Day | Glaxo | Last ball thrilla |
| Sep 12 | Taverners | Seer Green | We hit a winning streak |
| Sep 19 | Gentlemen of West London | Glaxo | As the leaves do fall, so do Salix |
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