1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2005 Fixtures and Results :
| Date | Opponent | Ground | Result/Link |
| Apr 23.24 | Tour to Italy | lost both - reports here | |
| May 1 | Early May Bank Holiday | NO GAME | |
| May 8 | Mighty Wanderers | GLAXO | WIN |
| May 15 | Islip | Islip | WIN |
| May 22 | Touring Theatres CC | GLAXO | WIN |
| May 29 | Spring Bank Holiday | NO GAME | |
| June 5 | Balham Roamers | GLAXO | WIN |
| June 12 | New Beckenham CC | Beckenham | WIN |
| June 19 | Phene | GLAXO | Lost |
| June 26 | NO GAME | (Mix up by Hawridge - so no game) | |
| SAT July 2 | Chelsea Arts Club | Forest Hill | DRAW |
| July 10 | Old Wilsonians | Hayes Kent | DRAW |
| July 17 | St Annes All Stars | GLAXO | LOST |
| July 24 | NO GAME | ||
| July 31 | Whalers | GLAXO | LOST |
| Aug 7 | Lemmings | GLAXO | Lost |
| Aug 14 | London Nigerians | GLAXO | Rained off. Summer, wot a manky summer |
| SAT Aug 20 | Presidents | Haydons Road | Lost |
| Aug 28 | Summer Bank Holiday | NO GAME | |
| Sep 4 | Captains Day | GLAXO | Won, lost, awards. |
| Sep 11 | Taverners | Seer Green | lost. it's a shocker |
| Sep 18 | Gents of West London | GLAXO | Win! |
