1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.

2006 Fixtures and Results

Date Opponent Ground Result/Link
Jan Rodbert Cup 2006    
  May Bank Holiday NO GAME  
22/23 April Tour De France Entrecasteaux and Cabris Tour details here
May 7 Mighty Wanderers  GLAXO Win
May 14 Islip Islip Lost
May 21 Touring Theatres CC GLAXO Cancelled - heavy persistent rain all day
May 28 Spring Bank Holiday NO GAME  
June 4 Balham Roamers GLAXO Mullah'd
June 11 New Beckenham CC Beckenham The German pulls off the big one
June 18 Quokkas GLAXO As close as a ducks..
June 25 South Stanmore CC GLAXO We win a thrilla
July 2 Strongroom CC GLAXO We're hot!
SAT July 8 CAC Forest Green Whoops-a-daisy
Jul 9 World cup finals 8pm: Berlin  
July 16 St Annes All Stars GLAXO Victory is ours
July 23 Mighty Wanderers  Headstone Lane VC Elvis steers us to greatness
July 30 Whalers GLAXO marginally more huniliating than wearing a tank top to a Buck house garden party
Aug 6 Lemmings GLAXO We get out the tank top this week
Aug 13 London Nigerians GLAXO Cancelled - waterlogged pitch
SAT Aug 19 Presidents XI Haydons Road We win a low scoring thrilla
Aug 28 Summer Bank Holiday NO GAME  
Sep 3 Captains Day GLAXO We play with ourselves and win
SAT Sep 9 Taverners Seer Green Nice game, shame about the result
Sep 17 Gents of West London GLAXO We're all winners as global warming sets in
Sep 24 Blenheim Palace CC Blenheim Palace The sun sets on us and our season