1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2006 Fixtures and Results
| Date | Opponent | Ground | Result/Link |
| Jan | Rodbert Cup 2006 | ||
| May Bank Holiday | NO GAME | ||
| 22/23 April | Tour De France | Entrecasteaux and Cabris | Tour details here |
| May 7 | Mighty Wanderers | GLAXO | Win |
| May 14 | Islip | Islip | Lost |
| May 21 | Touring Theatres CC | GLAXO | Cancelled - heavy persistent rain all day |
| May 28 | Spring Bank Holiday | NO GAME | |
| June 4 | Balham Roamers | GLAXO | Mullah'd |
| June 11 | New Beckenham CC | Beckenham | The German pulls off the big one |
| June 18 | Quokkas | GLAXO | As close as a ducks.. |
| June 25 | South Stanmore CC | GLAXO | We win a thrilla |
| July 2 | Strongroom CC | GLAXO | We're hot! |
| SAT July 8 | CAC | Forest Green | Whoops-a-daisy |
| Jul 9 | World cup finals 8pm: | Berlin | |
| July 16 | St Annes All Stars | GLAXO | Victory is ours |
| July 23 | Mighty Wanderers | Headstone Lane | VC Elvis steers us to greatness |
| July 30 | Whalers | GLAXO | marginally more huniliating than wearing a tank top to a Buck house garden party |
| Aug 6 | Lemmings | GLAXO | We get out the tank top this week |
| Aug 13 | London Nigerians | GLAXO | Cancelled - waterlogged pitch |
| SAT Aug 19 | Presidents XI | Haydons Road | We win a low scoring thrilla |
| Aug 28 | Summer Bank Holiday | NO GAME | |
| Sep 3 | Captains Day | GLAXO | We play with ourselves and win |
| SAT Sep 9 | Taverners | Seer Green | Nice game, shame about the result |
| Sep 17 | Gents of West London | GLAXO | We're all winners as global warming sets in |
| Sep 24 | Blenheim Palace CC | Blenheim Palace | The sun sets on us and our season |
