1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2009 Fixtures - for all pitch directions see here
| Date | Opponent | Ground | Prev Seasons | Result/Match Report |
| May 3 | Drovers CC | Imperial College at Harlington | Prev Seasons | Squeaky bum time as we win the season opener (metaphor Copyright Rog) |
| May 10 | Islip | Islip | Prev Seasons | A hillock too far |
| May 17 | STOCC | Esher | Prev Seasons | Rained off. boo hoo |
| May 24 | New Beckenham | HSBC | Prev Seasons | A youth too far |
| May 31 | GWRCC | Trailfinders: Ealing | NA | Cancelled by them at short notice. Bad form that. |
| June 7 | Hetairoi CC | GLAXO | Prev Seasons | Rained off, flooded outfield Boo hoo |
| June 14 | Quokkas | Esher | Prev Seasons | Caned! |
| June 21 | Demijohns CC | Wadham College Oxford | Prev Seasons | We lost, that's all I know.. |
| June 27/28 | TOUR: Optimists CC | Luxembourg | Tour report here | |
| July 5 | No game | |||
| July 12 | St Annes All Stars | Wadham | Prev Seasons | Rubbish |
| July 19 | STOCC | Imperial College at Harlington | Prev Seasons | Special form game: not in scorebook, but reported here |
| July 26 | Whalers | GLAXO | Prev Seasons | Whalerer-ed |
| Aug 2 | Village CC | Wadham | NA | Yahoo! the momentum returns |
| Aug 9 | London Nigerians | Imperial College at Harlington | Prev Seasons | Boohoo! the momentum disappears |
| Aug 16 | West XI | Imperial College at Harlington | NA | ..and re-appears... |
| Aug 23 | White Swan CC | Esher | A win. And a big scoring one too | |
| Aug 30 | Summer Bank Hols | NO GAME | ||
| Sept 6 | Taverners | Seer Green | Prev Seasons | A centurion at last, but no win |
| Sep 13 | Gents of West London | GLAXO | Prev Seasons | We win our last ever game at Glaxo |
| Sep 20 | Blenheim Park CC | Blenheim Palace | Prev Seasons | Season finale |
Xmas Nets: We had an Xmas net at the Oval this year, organized by CK1. We had 2 nets for Wednesday 10th December, from 19:00-20:00. After we went out locally for a Ruby, organized by SteveO.
