1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2010 Fixtures: (pitches see link above)
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| Date | Opponent | Ground | Prev Seasons | Result/Match Report |
| 1st/2nd May | Tour - Vis (Croatia) | Vis | Report here | |
| 9th May | Drovers CC | Teddington (Imperial College) | Prev Seasons | Frozen and Whacked |
| 16th May | Islip | Islip | Prev Seasons | Honked it down here, but England won the World 20/20. Yippee |
| 23rd May | STOCC | West End Recreation park Esher | Prev Seasons | Surgically Dismemembered |
| 30th May | Gentlemen’s Relish | Harlington | N/A | Whoo hoo. it's a record |
| 6th June | Hetairoi CC | Harlington | Prev Seasons | And we win again |
| 13th June | Quokkas | Harlington | Prev Seasons | Three on the bounce.. |
| 20th June | Village CC | Cowley | Prev Seasons | Four on the bounce.. |
| 27th June | Demijohns | St John’s | Prev Seasons | Not five.. we are woeful |
| 4th July | Balham Roamers | Harlington | Prev Seasons | And even woefuller... |
| 11th July | St Annes All Stars (early start!) | Harlington | Prev Seasons | We lost... |
| 18th July | Old Priorians | Harlington | N/A | And we lose again |
| 25th July | Whalers | Harlington | Prev Seasons | And again. It's a habit |
| 1st August | White Swans | Away | Prev Seasons | |
| 8th August | London Nigerians | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| 15th August | Fawe Park Rd CC | Away Putney | ||
| 22nd August | White Swans | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| 29th August | Captain’s Day | Esher | ||
| 5th September | Jordans Tav | Seer Green | Prev Seasons | |
| 12th September | Gents of West London | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| 19th September | Blenheim Park CC | Blenheim | Prev Seasons |
