1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2012 Fixtures: (pitches see link above) (Entire opponent history)
| Date | Opponent | Venue | Prev Seasons | Result/Match Report |
| Sunday 6th May | Tour | Belgrade | ||
| Sunday 13th May | Drovers CC | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 20th May | Whalers | Chiswick | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 27th May | Islip | Islip | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 3rd June | Hetairoi CC | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 10th June | Quokkas | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 17th June | STOCC | Esher | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 24th June | Demijohns | St John’s | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 1st July | Fawe Park Road CC | Roehampton | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 8th July | Captain’s Day | Harlington | ||
| Sunday 15th July | St Annes All Stars | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 22nd July | Whalers | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 29th July | Balham Roamers | Battersea | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 5th August | Unavoidables | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 12th August | Fawe Park Road CC | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 19th August | Gents of West London | Motspur Park | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 26th August | John Minshull | Hampstead | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 2nd September | Jordans Tav | Seer Green | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 9th September | Gents of West London | Harlington | Prev Seasons | |
| Sunday 16th September | Blenheim Park CC | Blenheim | Prev Seasons |
