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Andy Bush shows off his ball control......
Following the withdrawal of both planned openers within
minutes of receiving their pep talk emails midweek, Messrs Fletcher and Mustafa
found themselves opening the innings and a fine start they made too as after
five overs we haven't lost a wicket - we've only scored about twelve runs, but
then you can't ask for everything. Unfortunately as too often with the feeling
of growing optimism comes the slap in the face of reality, Fletch falls to a
ball which 'moved about a foot' and Mr Shaw soon returns as well falling to
another good catch behind the wicket. Mr Bush now comes to the wicket and the
match takes a change for the better, in a manner reminiscent of the first game
of the season Salix CC sees a 'stand' develop. Before we know it we have scored
fifty, then Mr Mustafa scores fifty, then we reach one hundred and before you
know it the season's record stand of 97 is broken as the scores rockets forward.
Unfortunately, it couldn't last and Mr Bush is bowled for a creditable 44.
Next up is Mr Foster who feeling hard done by after being bowled early on last
week has asked for a turn up the order. Your reporter was in the pavilion padding
up for a couple of balls so cannot claim knowledge of precisely what happens
next but suffice it to say that Mr Foster was soon back in the pavilion without
troubling the scorer. Next up came the debut of Mr Swindells for the team (with
many claims of 'I haven't played for years') and he bats through with Mr Mustafa
to the end of the innings. The highlightof this being the discussion on the
boundary of whether or not to tell Mr Mustafa of his approaching century. We
decide to tell him on 98 so that he can complete the first ever century for
the club in style with a straight six over the bowlers head or some such stroke...
It wasn't meant to be - a nudged single, followed by a bit of over-excited fielding
leading to an overthrow gave Mr Mustafa his place in the history books with
a score of 107 not out. The Salix record books are in the process of being rewritten,
but four games into the season Mr Mustafa finds himself:
Top of the individual innings (replacing Mr Hewitt 80 in 1993)
Fifth on the season's runs list (target 222 Mr Orr-Ewing, 1995)
150 runs before the end of May - will it ever be beaten?
Current average - 168
At this point we retired to the local pub for tea and an opportunity to warm up before
taking to the field. So defending a total of 185 the team tore themselves from the warmth
of the pub with the distinct possibility of a win in their sights.
So Mr Jacobs opened the bowling to the member of the opposition who
had caused most offence during our batting by directing a continuous stream of chatter to
Mr Mustafa. He quickly succeeded in frustrating the remainder of us by walking three yards
up the pitch after playing each stroke but managed to make it back to his ground even to
the time the stumps were hit on a quick return from the captain. After half a dozen tight
overs from Messrs Jacobs and Bush the game appeared to be slipping away from Salix, no
wickets had fallen and the batting side had taken advantage of their ability to play and
miss or play edges into the gaps to keep their run rate pretty much on target for the 186
they needed. A bowling change was needed to shake things up a touch and Mr Foster came on
up the hill with Mr Mustafa at the other end. Within a couple of overs the difference had
been made - Mr Foster forced an edge from our nemesis and Mr Mustafa was looking dangerous
at the other end. Ben (caught for two) claps Simon, who gets Salix CC's first Richard Cox shows David Henig how to signal a wide.
Unfortunately the captain's comments re dropping catches at the previous week's
game continued to haunt him as he dropped their other opener twice at point.
Anyway the spirit was in the side and we still believed we had the game won.
The captain brought himself on to replace Mr Foster as the cigarettes and the
hill began to take their toll and in his second over he made the first inroads
by bowling the man he had twice dropped. Within a couple of overs Mr Mustafa
got the wicket he deserved when Mr Shaw took another catch behind the stumps.
Soon after Mr Mustafa gave a textbook display of how to hold on to a catch at
point off the captain to reinforce his poor fielding display. Two balls later
and the next wicket went as the captain bowled the new batsman off his pads.
By this time Mr Bush had been brought back on down the hill to take advantage
of the lower order and the darkening evening and following his success the captain
came off in favour of Mr Swindells who had some work to do himself having also
dropped two chances. Within four overs it was all over as Mr Bush had taken
three wickets and run their last threatening batsman out going for a quick single.
It was left to Mr Swindells to take the final wicket
when Mr Shaw succeeded in stumping their last man. It was over a victory in the end by
forty or so runs - yet more work for Fletch on the web site as we record a confidence
boosting victory ahead of the trials of the tour.Salix CC versus Islip at Islip on 23-05-1999 (40 Over Game) Salix CC (batting first) 185 for 4 off 40 overs Match Won Islip 160 all out off 34.1 overs No Player Score How Out 1. Simon Mustafa 105 Not Out 2. Tony Fletcher 2 Bowled 3. Ben Shaw 4 Caught 4. Andy Bush 44 Bowled 5. Andy Foster 0 Bowled 6. Matt Swindells 11 Not Out 7. Dominic Guinness 0 Did Not Bat 8. Dave Henig 0 Did Not Bat 9. Richard Cox 0 Did Not Bat 10. Steve Jacobs 0 Did Not Bat 11. Extras 19 Total 185 No. Player Overs Maidens Runs Wickets Ave SR Econ 1. Andy Bush 10 1 21 3 7.00 20.00 2.10 2. Steve Jacobs 6 0 28 0 - - 4.67 3. Simon Mustafa 7 0 25 1 25.00 42.00 3.57 4. Andy Foster 4 0 21 1 21.00 24.00 5.25 5. Dominic Guinness 6 0 34 3 11.33 12.00 5.67 6. Matt Swindells 1.1 0 4 1 4.00 7.00 3.43 Richard Cox 1 catch Matt Swindells 1 catch Matt Swindells 2 drops Richard Cox 1 drop
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