1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
Report by: Fletchman
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The German slices his 30th birthday cake
Sadly there were no couples having sex on the long leg boundary this year, but the motorcycle-training group practicing on the tennis court nearby provided a little local colour.
And then tea, worth a paragraph on its own. Battered lamb things, excellent sandwiches, cake a plenty and the Presidents opening bat nipping to the shops on his bike to get some milk. And we also celebrated the Germans 30th with a cake with no natural ingredients, but plenty of E numbers. This clearly pepped up the bowlers.
And so CK1 opened with a blistering spell, peppering the openers and if it wasn?t for 2 extras would have bowled 4 maidens in a row. Then the middle order bowling took several wickets and the team some good catches and fielding.
The game was very close when then the Captain called up the limping yours truly and I am embarrassed to say I served up some complete rubbish bowling with wides galore but got the last 4 wickets in pretty short time. The scorebook of course doesn?t reflect how undeserved this was so I felt I needed to put it in black and white. Everyone else bowled very well, I didn?t and got 4. It?s an unfair world.
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