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The 2nd Annual TRMCCC Dinner and Award Ceremony  Dec 96

 

Award Category

Nominations

Winner

The Tony Adams award for effort AKA doing the donkey work

Andrew Shilling for his 280 consecutive overs bowling uphill on tour

Andrew

 

That old bloke who at over 70 years old still pinned us down for 13 overs

 
 

Charlie for the thankless task of organising us lot - but Irwin won't vote for him coz the bastards just passed it on to him

 

Catch of the season

Mark Rodbert at 1 st slip in the second tour match taking the edge from their centurion

Fletch

 

Fletch for just about any of his catches this season - especially off his own bowling

 
 

Irwin - well he would be in if he had caught anything all season

 

The ruler award a special award for those of need of a little help with their length

From what has been reported this year from the showers MR could do with some assistance in this department but he assures us this is normal for a good Jewish boy from north London

Simon Curtis

 

The choices are Simon Curtis Mark Barrott - but 1 am exempt from this award because 1 need a lot of help with my length

 

The vanishing act award

Mark Barrott from any weekend match

Andrew Chat (coz Mark wrote the awards)

 

Andrew Chttrabuti from the tour

 
 

Mark Barrott's form

 

The "spit the dummy" award - an Australian expression which given the victim of this incident is appropriate

Only one nominee for this award - Rodbert

Citation - for behaviour above and beyond the call of duty.

The Bleeding award

Charlie for a good strong performance all year

Charlie and here is something to stop your bleeding

 

Everyone but Rodbert on tour regarding his room (special acknowledgement to Irwin and Charlie)

 

The bottle award

Robert Orr-Ewing for regaining his bottle after the last match of last season

ROE

 

Mark Rodbert for having the sheer bottle to sleep in that palatial room whilst his so-called mates had to sleep 5 to a bed in a broom cupboard down the corridor

 

Brylcreem Boy Award

This would have gone to Andrew Chat but he's already got an award so the winner by default is

Rob Bailey- Plus a special award to Rob a map to St Albans so he can get the fuck out of our office for a change

Special Lifetimes' achievement award

Mark Rodbert - Citation from the academy reads: Mark has dedicated his winters to training and looking good in front of the mirror and this year all his efforts have paid off. Mark is the only member of the club who has managed to start and finish the season with a duck. For this achievement the academy has decided this evening to present this special award.

 

 

 

 

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