1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
Venue: Xmas Nets n Piss Up Tuesday 13th December 7-8 at Lords, then Bens Thai at the Warrington Arms boozer
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| What do you mean, you've run out of Type "O"?. OK then, I'll have an A/B cocktail | Food is for wimps |
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| Just the two wickets this season | Mmm. beer. |
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| The only proper player enraptures the assembled multitudes with tales of daring from a League Game | "....and then on the third ball of my 37th over, I played a forward defensive.." |
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| I find taking out my teeth helps | Our international player shows he has become truly localised |
