Venue: Xmas Nets n Piss Up Tuesday 13th December 7-8 at Lords, then Bens Thai at the Warrington Arms boozer

What do you mean, you've run out of Type "O"?. OK then, I'll have an A/B cocktail	Food is for wimps
Just the two wickets this season	Mmm. beer.
The only proper player enraptures the assembled multitudes with tales of daring from a League Game	"....and then on the third ball of my 37th over, I played a forward defensive.."
I find taking out my teeth helps	Our international player shows he has become truly localised