1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths... More quotes here.


Venue: Xmas Nets n Piss Up Tuesday 13th December 7-8 at Lords, then Bens Thai at the Warrington Arms boozer

What do you mean, you've run out of Type "O"?. OK then, I'll have an A/B cocktail Food is for wimps
Just the two wickets this season Mmm. beer.
The only proper player enraptures the assembled multitudes with tales of daring from a League Game "....and then on the third ball of my 37th over, I played a forward defensive.."
I find taking out my teeth helps Our international player shows he has become truly localised