1. Cricket is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Stephen Fry)
2. FOOTBALL offers the world clichés; RUGBY produces facial deformity; HOCKEY provides an acceptable outlet for psychotic violence; CRICKET alone breeds myths. More quotes here.
2009 Xmas
Venues: an indoor game at the Oval, easily won by Captain Jesus's boys, followed by beers at the Doghouse Pub then a ruby at Gandhis. 3 Dec 2009 .
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| SteveO, the Sword and Les... | Les bowls a wrong-un.. |
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| Rog gets tonked | The Sword holds forth |
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| Services to Salix... The Tinkerman | Praying for a wicket |
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| Jedward. | Yesterdays man admires the younger team members |
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| The Swordsman moves.... | Only Vampires and devils may play |
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| VCGC Man of the Year | The Monkey: New player of the Year |












